Top Sellers
Here are some of our most popular items. It’s important to note that all the Wally designs are available on mugs, plates and bowls while the funnyware items are only available on the specific item the joke was designed for. In other words, the LSD bowl joke is only available on bowls, the “Holy Shit!” mug is only available on mugs, etc.
At the bottom of this page, there is a complete list of all the items that I consider to be our current “Top Sellers”
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WALLYWARE:
FUNNY BOWLS:
FUNNY MUGS:
TOP-SELLING WALLY DESIGNS:
Wally envisions the day when he will get his medical marijuana, medical cheetos and medical Grateful Dead tickets all paid for by Uncle Sam
Wally gets the iPhone app that allows him to post the GPS coordinates of his leg lifts so he can post them on a new social networking site called “Critter”
Wally succumbs to his addiction and buys the waterproof BlackBerry so he can check his emails while he is on vacation
The good news: Wally finds Barack Obama’s birth certificate. The bad news: he finds it in Roswell, New Mexico.
Wally learns the true meaning of horror when his mom joins Facebook
Wally discovers the true meaning of life (“BACON!!”)
Wally goes to a party and realizes that he is the only one who is not on anti-depressants and it makes him sad
Wally is diagnosed with a clinical case of caffeine dependency, thus enabling him to park in the handicapped spaces at Starbucks
Wally becomes a vegetarian simply because he likes being asked stupid questions
Wally’s passive-aggressive solar home finally snaps and torches his neighbors’ mega-mansion
Wally tries viagra and has one of those “call your doctor” situations
Wally calculates his carbon paw print and decides to make the switch from canned dog food to the rabbit family that lives next door and drives a hummer
Wally convinces Jesus Christ to come back one more time and raise The Dead
The real reason Wally drives a Prius? It’s a total chick magnet!
Scientists discover something Wally has known for years: cat poop is a renewable energy source
As luck would have it, Wally’s trip to Disneyland falls on the same day as The Apocalypse
Wally realizes that the coffee he drinks is a sad metaphor for how complicated his life has become
Wally’s new mantra is “Friends don’t let friends eat trans fats”
Wally outsources the tech support department with the cheapest labor source available: the lost souls of Hell
Wally buys the “Lost in Space” robot on eBay only to have it nag him about how much time he spends shopping online
Wally feels jittery about the stock market, so he gets some investment advice from the head of the U.S. Federal Reserve
Wally turns his poor housekeeping skills into a bold new venture: dust bunny sculptures
Wally wanders into Jackson Pollock’s studio
Wally eats salsa and has a religious experience (best in bowl!)
Wally is sent to catholic school… he sees a girl with patent leather shoes
Wally confirms something he always suspected is true: Wal-Mart superstores are covert UFO refueling sites
BEST SELLING FUNNY BOWLS:
“Hey man! The cocktail nuts are history.”
“Feed the !#@**!! cat, already!!!”
Jesus is coming and he’s bringing the bean dip
“Now it is time to tell you, there was LSD in the dip”
I SCREAM
The pass in on party bowl
Mars needs guacamole
Start your day with something wonderful
The ice cream monster
Weird guy cover box
BEST SELLING FUNNY MUGS:
“Holy Shit! That’s good coffee (M or F)
The Caffeine curve
Why I like cats
Why I like babies
Cool people club
“IT’S DECAFFEINATED!!!”
Why we like Dad
“IS EVERYONE TOTALLY PSYCHED ABOUT THE NEW SOCIALIST UTOPIA?”
“I AM YOUR TEACHER AND I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT THIS IS ALL GOING TO GO ON YOUR PERMANENT RECORD”
“HEY EVERYBODY! I PASSED MY DRUG TEST”
Sleep is for wimps (M or F)
Today you are as young as you will ever be for the rest of your life (birthday mug)
I AM POWERED BY THE STRONGEST COFFEE ON EARTH
WARNING! THEY ARE CURRENTLY IN THE PROCESS OF ADJUSTING MY MEDICATION (M or F)
