{"id":456,"date":"2010-03-16T10:10:51","date_gmt":"2010-03-16T17:10:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=456"},"modified":"2010-04-13T05:06:06","modified_gmt":"2010-04-13T12:06:06","slug":"a-new-drug-mug-wallys-prius-tries-to-kill-him","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=456","title":{"rendered":"A new drug mug + Wally&#8217;s Prius tries to kill him"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM1.jpg\"><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM1-e1268757754757.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-457\" title=\"tellmedrugsM1\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM1-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Two of the top selling themes in my line of pottery are coffee and drugs. &#8220;Holy Shit! That&#8217;s good coffee!&#8221; was one of the very first jokes I ever put on a mug and it&#8217;s still selling really well. \u00a0 So it is with great pleasure that I debut one of the best cartoons ever on the topic of mind altering stuff: the &#8220;Tell me about your drugs&#8221; mug.\u00a0 The words come from one of my favorite songs by Robyn Hitchcock and the Egyptians, and I think this is one of my finest &#8220;collage of images&#8221; designs.\u00a0 What I really like about this one is that it makes you think about the good and bad aspects of drug use.\u00a0 Some drugs are wonderful: music and art have the ability to take our minds away and return us to the real world in better shape than before.\u00a0 But drugs, gambling and alcohol are clearly on the other end of the spectrum.\u00a0 I&#8217;m thinking about marketing this item to the psychiatric community as it could be the perfect gift for the people who deal with these issues on a day to day basis.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM1-e1268757754757.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-457\" title=\"tellmedrugsM1\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM1-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM2.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-458\" title=\"tellmedrugsM2\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM2-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM3.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-459\" title=\"tellmedrugsM3\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/tellmedrugsM3-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And my new Wally design is pretty darn timely.\u00a0 The bizarre mystery about what is causing random Toyotas to speed up and apparently attempt to kill their owners reminded me of the dialog between astronaut Dave and Hal the computer in &#8220;2001: A Space Odyssey&#8221;.\u00a0 Until they find out what is actually causing this phenomenon, my explanation is as good as any&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/priusgasplate-e1268759258392.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-460\" title=\"priusgasplate\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/priusgasplate-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two of the top selling themes in my line of pottery are coffee and drugs. &#8220;Holy Shit! That&#8217;s good coffee!&#8221; was one of the very first jokes I ever put on a mug and it&#8217;s still selling really well. \u00a0 &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=456\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[114],"tags":[484,112,136,139,137,138],"class_list":["post-456","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-humor","tag-humor","tag-jokes","tag-prius","tag-stuck-gas-pedal","tag-toyota","tag-wally"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=456"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":515,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/456\/revisions\/515"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=456"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=456"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=456"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}