{"id":2915,"date":"2017-11-08T19:34:26","date_gmt":"2017-11-09T02:34:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=2915"},"modified":"2017-11-08T19:45:47","modified_gmt":"2017-11-09T02:45:47","slug":"my-new-online-store-is-up-and-running","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=2915","title":{"rendered":"My new online store is finally ready!!!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/screamingtomato1-e1510193192834.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2916\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2916\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/screamingtomato1-e1510193192834.jpg\" alt=\"screamingtomato1\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This tomato is screaming for joy because my new online store is up and running at last!\u00a0As of today there are over 250 items in it and more will be more added within the next couple of days. \u00a0It&#8217;s got inventory control for all limited edition items, so you can&#8217;t buy more than what we have in stock for certain items (art pots and factory rejects). \u00a0To launch this new venture, we&#8217;re having a 15% discount on all stock items. \u00a0The sale doesn&#8217;t include custom orders, Bargain Basement Items, or Braxton&#8217;s work. To take advantage of this sale, you don&#8217;t need to add a coupon code, the discount will show up at checkout. So don&#8217;t delay as the sale lasts until Monday, November 13. \u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/wallypots-com.3dcartstores.com\" target=\"_blank\">Click here to check it out!<\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/50shades1-e1510193823691.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2917\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2917\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/50shades1-e1510193823691.jpg\" alt=\"50shades1\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/godstomato3-e1510193979261.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2918\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-2918\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/godstomato3-e1510193979261.jpg\" alt=\"godstomato3\" width=\"250\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>If you go to the <a href=\"http:\/\/wallypots-com.3dcartstores.com\/Unique-Art-Pots_c_15.html\" target=\"_blank\"><em>Unique Art Pots<\/em><\/a> section of my new store, you will find these three tomato themed oil bottles. We received some requests for them from customers who saw them on last summer&#8217;s blog post, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=2876\" target=\"_blank\">The World&#8217;s Greatest Tomato Art Pots.<\/a>\u00a0<\/em>I&#8217;m looking forward to making more oil bottles like this in the future.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/rollcoalplate-e1510194455239.jpg\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2919\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-2919\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/11\/rollcoalplate-e1510194455239.jpg\" alt=\"rollcoalplate\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And here&#8217;s a new Wally cartoon came to me on the highway last week after a big shiny white truck with a giant American flag graphic on its tailgate pulled in front of me and belched a huge cloud of black smoke out of its tailpipe. \u00a0Apparently this is a thing among conservative yahoos and it&#8217;s called <a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Rolling_coal\" target=\"_blank\"><em>rolling coal.<\/em><\/a>\u00a0 I&#8217;m still having trouble wrapping my mind around the severe ugliness of this behavior. Memo to Elon Musk: I&#8217;m still waiting for my free electric car in payment for <a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=2865\" target=\"_blank\">that artwork you stole from me.<\/a> If you ever deliver on my request, I would&#8217;t mind getting one with this way-cool feature.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This tomato is screaming for joy because my new online store is up and running at last!\u00a0As of today there are over 250 items in it and more will be more added within the next couple of days. \u00a0It&#8217;s got &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=2915\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[488],"tags":[546],"class_list":["post-2915","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-pots","tag-elon-musk"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2915"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2926,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2915\/revisions\/2926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2915"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2915"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2915"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}