{"id":1730,"date":"2013-08-07T18:50:12","date_gmt":"2013-08-08T01:50:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=1730"},"modified":"2013-08-08T08:48:50","modified_gmt":"2013-08-08T15:48:50","slug":"ayn-rand-is-alive-and-well","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=1730","title":{"rendered":"Ayn Rand is alive and, well…"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Over the past year I’ve developed a genuine fascination with Ayn Rand<\/a> and the people who relentlessly champion her objectivist philosophy<\/a>.\u00a0 It all started during the 2012 U.S. presidential election when VP candidate Paul Ryan stated that he was an avowed fan of the iconic author.\u00a0\u00a0 This was the tipping point that finally got me to plow through “Atlas Shrugged”.\u00a0 For years I’d been hearing conservative pundits rave about it and, since I love good sci-fi with a dystopian theme, I assumed it would be well-written and interesting.\u00a0 It is neither.\u00a0 Listening to the book on tape was a mind-numbing experience, not unlike getting cornered at a party by your staunch Republican relative who has had way too much to drink and has way to much to say about “them libberalss who are ruinin’ everything!<\/em>”\u00a0 I was amazed at how dumb the plot is, how ridiculously one-dimensional the characters are and how insanely long-winded the author can be.\u00a0 Ayn Rand has absolutely no sense for editing and her rambling diatribes are proof that you should never give typewriters to Benzedrine addicts (she had a decades-long dependency on amphetamines<\/a>).<\/p>\n

It is my personal belief that it was the creepy combination of Rand’s addiction to speed and her staunch atheism that helped her craft the concept of “the virtue of selfishness”.\u00a0 The “heroic” characters in “Atlas Shrugged” are egotists and narcissists who love work and hate people.\u00a0 They are addicted to their own grandiose self-image and they have none of the humility that comes with a belief in God, a higher power or whatever.\u00a0 Don’t get me wrong, I love the virtue of self-sufficiency.\u00a0 For over thirty years I’ve run a small business where I don’t get paid unless I work hard and come up with new ideas. But this belief that we are all here on earth to feed our own desires and not serve the needs of the people around us is downright creepy.\u00a0 It is the exact modus operandi<\/em> of a sociopath.\u00a0 I’m amazed that conservative pundits and politicians have fallen in love with this philosophy and championed its teachings.\u00a0 I think the whole idea of “going Galt” (abandoning society because you don’t want to play by its rules) has permeated the right wing so much that it’s now a permanent fixture in their world view.\u00a0 So you lost the 2012 election? Start talking about getting your fellow red states to secede from the union<\/a>!\u00a0 Are you unhappy with the latest gun laws and the new oil and gas regulations in Colorado?\u00a0 Form a group to try and create the 51st state of Northern Colorado<\/a>!\u00a0 The “I’m just gonna take my ball and go home” mindset is the number one defensive position among Republicans now that the Democrats are in power and the economy isn’t in the dire straits it was at the end of the Bush administration.\u00a0 Ironically they sound like whiny victims in the process (e.g. “Yes, oil companies made record profits in 2012, but the government is robbing the rich!<\/em>“)<\/p>\n

Now if you don’t have the time to read the book (the unabridged audiobook clocks in at 59 hours), be sure and check out the first two installments of the “Atlas Shrugged” movies.\u00a0 They are wonderfully bad and I found them to be marvelously comical in their own unintentional way.\u00a0 For some reason, the producers of the films couldn’t come up with much of a budget to make them so they are really cheap and poorly written.\u00a0 The actors must have been given instructions like, “Act as wooden as possible while delivering this hackneyed dialog”.\u00a0 But these movies stick to the original plot like glue, and I guess that is why Part 1 and Part 2 have received rave reviews among conservative movie critics.\u00a0 Here in Colorado, talk show host and Denver Post editorial columnist Mike Rosen<\/a> has gushed about them repeatedly on his radio show and in his editorial column<\/a>.\u00a0 After I plowed through the two “Atlas Shrugged” movies back to back on consecutive nights on Netflix streaming, I watched the documentary “Ayn Rand & The Prophecy of Atlas Shrugged”<\/a>.\u00a0 This film tries to make the argument that the Obama administration is similar the cartoon bad guys in Rand’s magnum opus.\u00a0 Seriously?!!!\u00a0 We live in a world where successful industrialists are flourishing and succeeding like no other time in history.\u00a0 It’s anything but<\/em> desperate times for men like Bill Gates and Warren Buffett.\u00a0 Do you think our current government business restrictions could ever push them to “go Galt”?<\/p>\n

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So my latest mug is the culmination of the hours and hours of research I’ve done on this topic.\u00a0 And it’s the latest installment of my “Paranormal Testimonial Mug Series”<\/a>.\u00a0 Others in this group include, “My cat is a psycho killer” and “I am carrying Big Foot’s love child”.\u00a0 While it took Ayn Rand decades of work and 1088 pages of text to tell her story, mine was envisioned in just one afternoon and it fits on the outside of a ten ounce wheel-thrown porcelain coffee mug.\u00a0 The plot is riveting: Ayn Rand’s brain is kept alive for decades and when modern computer technology is developed to communicate with her, the first thing she asks about is how well the film adaptation of “Atlas” did at the box office and at the Academy Awards.\u00a0 Then a joyously tearful Paul Ryan asks Rand’s amphetamine-fueled brain to be his running mate in 2016.\u00a0 A love scene ensues.\u00a0 Meanwhile, Obamacare sinks the economy and Justin Bieber, the Koch brothers and Paula Dean mysteriously disappear and escape to Sarah Palin’s secret hideaway in Arizona.\u00a0 That’s my pitch, Hollywood.\u00a0 I think we can do it for under 50 million if we can get the right cast.\u00a0 Have your people call my people.<\/p>\n

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