{"id":124,"date":"2008-11-05T10:02:00","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T17:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=124"},"modified":"2010-01-09T07:55:17","modified_gmt":"2010-01-09T14:55:17","slug":"the-22nd-century-collector%e2%80%99s-guide-to-wallyware","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=124","title":{"rendered":"The 22nd Century Collector\u2019s Guide to Wallyware"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Permit me to indulge myself for just a bit here and let us imagine that it\u2019s one hundred years in the future and Wallyware pottery has become a collectable item.  For the record, I never tell fans of my work to buy it as an investment, so we are just pretending here. But a century from now these pots would certainly make an entertaining feature on a futuristic version of \u201cAntiques Roadshow\u201d.  And it\u2019s not unrealistic to think that the tens of thousands of pots I\u2019ve created in my lifetime could be enough volume to warrant a small collectables market in the next century.   Only time will tell.  One thing is for sure, the topical humor I\u2019m doing now is going to seem like it\u2019s from another planet to people in the distant future.  So let\u2019s dig deep into the Wallyware catalog and unearth some esoteric and already ancient Wally adventures that will be the most collectable of the bunch, due to their extremely limited availability and\/or their significance to history:<\/p>\n<p>1) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">\u201cNAPPY! HE AM GOOD BOY!!!\u201d<\/span> (1983) True fact: There is only one of these, and it is the very first image of Wally that I ever drew.  It was a gift to my friend Liz, to commemorate an experience she had as a medical intern.  Don\u2019t be surprised if someday there are imitations of this plate now that its picture is posted on the web.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHSYVL2mUI\/AAAAAAAAAFg\/9qNRTeAiyuQ\/s1600-h\/Nappy.JPG\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265220754818373954\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHSYVL2mUI\/AAAAAAAAAFg\/9qNRTeAiyuQ\/s400\/Nappy.JPG\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>2) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">\u201cThe First Wally Adventures\u201d<\/span> (mid-1980s) These are the very early Wally pots that look a lot like they are drawn by a child.  The artwork is crude, and the jokes are incredibly simple: \u201cWally sees God\u201d, \u201cWally meets visitors from outer space\u201d, \u201cWally eats visitors from outer space\u201d, etc.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHSvU6uLPI\/AAAAAAAAAFo\/xTOgjhtI2wg\/s1600-h\/protowallysweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265221149883510002\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 286px;\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHSvU6uLPI\/AAAAAAAAAFo\/xTOgjhtI2wg\/s400\/protowallysweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>3) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> \u201cHappy Wedding, Julia and Keifer. Love, Wally\u201d<\/span> (1991) Inspired by the big celebrity news of the day, this joke was drawn on only a couple dozen plates.  (Note the painted-on sale price sticker!)  A few years after I created it, one of the galleries that shows my work sold it to a friend of Julia Roberts who allegedly gave it to the academy award winning actress.  How fun!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTBnQmCpI\/AAAAAAAAAFw\/gjzQxfWPR6c\/s1600-h\/JuliaKeiferweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265221464044735122\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/4.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTBnQmCpI\/AAAAAAAAAFw\/gjzQxfWPR6c\/s400\/JuliaKeiferweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>4) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> \u201cWhile negotiating a labor contract with Zigfried and Roy, Wally encourages his clients to get tough with management\u201d<\/span> (1990s)  I created this joke for a fine craft store in the MGM Grand at Las Vegas and it sold pretty well for them.  It was kind of creepy in 2003 when the news broke about Roy Horn getting attacked by his tigers.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTT3hK9GI\/AAAAAAAAAF4\/pnNdTPCHu0w\/s1600-h\/ZigfriedRoyweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265221777646875746\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTT3hK9GI\/AAAAAAAAAF4\/pnNdTPCHu0w\/s400\/ZigfriedRoyweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>5)<span style=\"font-weight: bold;\"> \u201cWally and Up with People sing their way into the Guinness Book of records in a ditch in Waco, Texas\u201d<\/span> (1993)  I made less than a dozen of these just one week before the Branch Davidian compound was burned to the ground by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.  We shipped the first ones out to Twist Gallery in Oregon, and they arrived the exact same day as the tragedy.  The gallery owner called us and said, \u201cWe need to send these back.\u201d<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTg6mzXYI\/AAAAAAAAAGA\/xIjJRlEHqOk\/s1600-h\/Wacoweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265222001814101378\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/2.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTg6mzXYI\/AAAAAAAAAGA\/xIjJRlEHqOk\/s400\/Wacoweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>6) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The \u201cWally and OJ\u201d series<\/span>: 1995 was a real boom time for us with the OJ trial.  The Geraldo Rivera joke was the first, and Geraldo himself held up a mug with this cartoon on his TV show.  We did a series of spin-off adventures about the trial, and the high point of it all was sending a batch of plates off to the prosecution lawyers for a special order from the DA of Los Angeles, Gil Garcetti.  I even got to talk to Gil on the phone one day.  It was so weird!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTuy3KhBI\/AAAAAAAAAGI\/Lzm-Dw2Btto\/s1600-h\/GeraldoRiveraweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265222240253412370\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHTuy3KhBI\/AAAAAAAAAGI\/Lzm-Dw2Btto\/s400\/GeraldoRiveraweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>7) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The Oregon Bach Festival series<\/span> (1990s): For a string of about five or six years, my account in Eugene, New Twist, would order commemorative Wally designs for the Oregon Bach Festival. They were a big hit with the musicians at the festival, and the subjects of the jokes were wonderfully esoteric.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHT9I7P7uI\/AAAAAAAAAGQ\/7Z5IZtzi6mk\/s1600-h\/Bachinthebuffweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265222486694293218\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHT9I7P7uI\/AAAAAAAAAGQ\/7Z5IZtzi6mk\/s400\/Bachinthebuffweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>8) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">The Provincetown gay theme series<\/span>: In 2004 I received a really huge order for ten different gay themed Wally adventures for my account in Provincetown, MA.  That summer we produced a couple hundred pots with Wally as a drag queen, Wally as a giant ape carrying female impersonator Ray Fay to the top of a skyscraper, Wally cuddling with \u201cThe Bears\u201d etc.  It was quite the left-wing soapbox tour de force!<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHUNlmX9II\/AAAAAAAAAGY\/QmMJvi3Keks\/s1600-h\/gaymarriageweb.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265222769269273730\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHUNlmX9II\/AAAAAAAAAGY\/QmMJvi3Keks\/s400\/gaymarriageweb.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>9) <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">\u201cThe Unsinkable Molly Brown Spittoon\u201d <\/span>(2008) Every year I donate something to Rocky Mountain PBS station and this year I got inspired and created an epic tale to grace a spittoon.  It sold for $250.00\u2026 cheap!  It\u2019s definitely a one of a kind.<a href=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHUqwX0biI\/AAAAAAAAAGg\/F9QJLnLIP0Y\/s1600-h\/spittoon1.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265223270377221666\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 286px; height: 400px;\" src=\"https:\/\/3.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHUqwX0biI\/AAAAAAAAAGg\/F9QJLnLIP0Y\/s400\/spittoon1.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>10)  <span style=\"font-weight: bold;\">\u201cWally creates the ultimate political reality TV show: \u2018The Perils of Palin\u201d and \u201cWally defends Sarah Palin\u2019s stand on hunting wolves with helicopters with some folksy backwoods wisdom\u201d<\/span> (2008) These two adventures celebrate the overwhelming national spotlight on that spunky right-wing Alaskan governor that dropped into our laps a few months ago.  I\u2019m hoping that she will go away now, but only time will tell.<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHVuHiJ1NI\/AAAAAAAAAG4\/ieNNwj4f1Bc\/s1600-h\/PalinWolvesplate.jpg\" onblur=\"try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5265224427645818066\" style=\"margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 350px; height: 350px;\" src=\"https:\/\/1.bp.blogspot.com\/_f4aa9hFY87M\/SRHVuHiJ1NI\/AAAAAAAAAG4\/ieNNwj4f1Bc\/s400\/PalinWolvesplate.jpg\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" \/><\/a>If you happen to have any old Wally ceramics out there that might be worthy of this list, feel free to post the titles below.  The really odd thing about doing this line of pottery for as long as I have is the fact that there are pots out there that I don\u2019t even remember making.  I have shoe boxes full of photos and memorabilia, but I don\u2019t have records of everything I\u2019ve done.  It\u2019s going to be an interesting task for folk art historians of the future to nail down all those esoteric designs out there!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Permit me to indulge myself for just a bit here and let us imagine that it\u2019s one hundred years in the future and Wallyware pottery has become a collectable item. For the record, I never tell fans of my work &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=124\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":"","_links_to":"","_links_to_target":""},"categories":[116],"tags":[22,20,7,103,17],"class_list":["post-124","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wallyware-collectables","tag-antiques-roadshow","tag-art-pottery","tag-pottery","tag-tom-edwards","tag-wallyware"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=124"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":251,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/124\/revisions\/251"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=124"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=124"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=124"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}