{"id":1120,"date":"2011-04-27T10:35:50","date_gmt":"2011-04-27T17:35:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=1120"},"modified":"2013-04-13T10:04:50","modified_gmt":"2013-04-13T17:04:50","slug":"bbq-tools-birthers-and-drug-crazed-air-traffic-controllers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/?p=1120","title":{"rendered":"BBQ tools, bummed-out birthers and drug-crazed air traffic controllers!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/wallyBBQ.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1121\" title=\"wallyBBQ\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/wallyBBQ.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" srcset=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/wallyBBQ.jpg 500w, https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/wallyBBQ-300x150.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>This week&#8217;s post has a trio of odds and ends from the world of Wallyalia.\u00a0 First up: an item that&#8217;s going to make all you Wallyheads out there drool with envy <em>because it&#8217;s not for sale!<\/em> This one of a kind Wally BBQ spatula was created by my assistant Kelly Clements for her college metalworking class.\u00a0 No news yet as to what grade she got on it, but I give it an A+!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/birthplatemedium.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1122\" title=\"birthplatemedium\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/birthplatemedium-e1303924261128.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"494\" height=\"494\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>NEWS FLASH!<\/em> The president of the United States effectively rendered this joke null and void this morning so I&#8217;m putting these pots on sale today.\u00a0 <em>Thanks a lot Barack Obama!<\/em> Groan.\u00a0 Some of us were making good money off of that whole birth certificate thing.\u00a0 To snap the last of these historical collectors items up for cheap, take a trip to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goestores.com\/storename\/thomassedwards\/ViewDept-232186.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">&#8220;Wally&#8217;s Bargain Basement&#8221;<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/airtrafficmethplateunfired.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-1123\" title=\"airtrafficmethplateunfired\" src=\"https:\/\/wallypots.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/04\/airtrafficmethplateunfired-e1303924773634.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>And last but not least, here&#8217;s a brand new design about something big in the news these days.\u00a0 I really like the graphic on this one and it&#8217;s interesting to note that this is the first Wally cartoon that doesn&#8217;t have Wally in it.\u00a0 I guess he&#8217;s off at the meth lab cooking up the payroll.\u00a0 You can purchase these right now at my <a href=\"http:\/\/www.goestores.com\/storename\/thomassedwards\/home.aspx\" target=\"_blank\">online store<\/a>.\u00a0 They will be ready to ship on Monday, May 2nd.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This week&#8217;s post has a trio of odds and ends from the world of Wallyalia.\u00a0 First up: an item that&#8217;s going to make all you Wallyheads out there drool with envy because it&#8217;s not for sale! 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