Category Archives: Humor

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I’m the guy who makes those electric car mugs.

Hello world!  Yesterday you discovered me when the coolest billionaire/visionary/industrialist on the planet posted this tweet about my work.  I was downstairs performing the humble task of executing a major overhaul of my laundry room clutter.  It’s a big job … Continue reading

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“The Caffeine Curve” and its humble origin.

I created this graphic back in 1982 and I sell it on mugs and t shirts. It’s so weird the way stuff travels around on the internet.  This weekend I noticed that my Caffeine Curve image was making the rounds … Continue reading

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Kids, caffeine and Jesus.

Here’s a joke I came up with ten years ago when “Wally” was a weekly cartoon in the Canyon Courier here in Evergreen, CO.  It’s a bit of a soap-box message, but I really like the way it is drawn … Continue reading

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You can be one of the first to own this authentic commemorative war mug.

In the documentary, “Fast, Cheap & Out of Control” lion tamer Dave Hoover explains why those in his profession use a chair to keep the lions at bay.  It turns out that the cat brain can only focus on one … Continue reading

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For a GRRRRREAT night’s sleep!!

I’ve always been a sucker for those Lunesta ads.  Seeing that psychedelic neon green butterfly floating above the rooftops and fluttering in through the open window totally piques my curiosity every time it magically appears on our flat screen TV.  … Continue reading

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BRAIN-EATING SPACE MONSTERS!!

FINALLY!  A new Wally cartoon!  I’d been beating my head against the wall for a long time, trying to come up with a good Tea Party joke and nothing seemed to hit the mark. This weekend I was brainstorming ideas … Continue reading

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Memoirs of a 2010 census worker

Note: this is my contribution to our family holiday newsletter for 2010.  It is all true and not embellished at all. If there is any better proof that I chose one of the least financially gainful and secure career cards … Continue reading

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Unicorn farts, etc.

Last week’s firing had a lot of new items, and I finally got them all loaded into the online store!  This first mug is a fun one: it’s a dense collage of some of my favorite images with the words, … Continue reading

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Wally goes to college.

The basic premise of Wally is that he can go anywhere and do anything.  Over the years he’s gone to hell, interacted with countless celebrities and done things you and I can only dream of.  This week finds him in … Continue reading

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Could somebody please put a straight jacket on that juggling jogger!

Wow!  For the second time this year, I got one of my funny running memoirs printed front and center in “The Lighter Side” section of Colorado Runner.  This one is from a collection of stories about “My Craziest Races”: At … Continue reading

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